laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

(via a-study-in-221b)

jewwario:

whats-a-leonard-nimoy:

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.

So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

(Source: lesliecrusher, via a-study-in-221b)

imaginarycircus:

dem-deutschen-volke:

tacitoz:

toadelevatingmoment:

But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.

omfg what

This is absolutely brilliant XD

It’s extra hilarious when you know Socrates’s reputation for staying up all night and drinking (yet never being drunk) with pretty young men, making them blush. So yeah. He “scores.” And Archimedes, of course, figures out how to actually kick the ball.

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janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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(Source: kawoowoo, via nomoreuturns)

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snarkasaurus:

Serstonation, you asked where this is from? It was a photo shoot. Scarlett was walking a tiger, if I remember correctly.

(Source: easy-wind-and-downy-flake)

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

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cassjaytuck:

okay

(Source: archiemcphee)

I don’t like formal gardens. I like wild nature. It’s just the wilderness instinct in me, I guess.

(Source: technicolordisney, via cassjaytuck)